And I absolutely adore her!! Her name is 'Tide to Go Instant Stain Remover' pen and she now accompanies me everywhere.
Forget being a Stud magnet, I'm a Stain Magnet. I have this aura about me that seems to beckon any stain, within my vicinity, to come settle on me.
I'll be at a restaurant and the guy about four tables away from me will be eating spaghetti. A stain on his plate will be eying his tie with glee, look up, see me, nudge his mates and say " C'mon boys, she's wearing a white shirt !" Before I can say " Pass the bread sticks, please. " the left boob region of my shirt is sporting three blotches of marinara sauce. It never fails !
So, if you see a harried looking woman, clothing festooned with stains, furiously rubbing away with her orange BFF, come over and introduce yourself. Chances are it probably will be me :-)
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