My Mum always said I'd end up like this...
The reason I need the file urgently, is that the Saucy Sheila's over at Saucy Eats are having a contest. The prize is a $50 Williams Sonoma gift card !!!
I gotta be out to win, 'cos they don't have any Internet in this 'ere stinkin' jail. As it is, to post this message, I had to bribe the guard with that bottle of Jack Daniels. He's gettin' a little pie-eyed and I don't like the look of that whip he's holding or the glint in his eye !!!
Plus, he tells me they hold the hangings on the 1st of the month!!!
I'm also a little concerned about the Spice Encrusted Salmon , I was cooking when they nabbed me . It's so good. I don't want it drying out..
So, if you happen to be in a baking mood and have a spare file hangin' around .. I'd be ever so grateful.
c/o Virginia City Jail,
10 hours ago